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MICHAEL FEINSTEIN Lyrics

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like a couple

Of hot tomatoes

But you're cold

As yesterday's mashed potatos

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunts

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance



A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

You're calmer

Than the seals in the Arctic ocean

At least they flap their fins

To express emotion

A fine romance, with no clinches

A fine romance with no pinches

You're just as hard to land

As the Ile de France

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance



I don't need a moon to look,

A tune from violin

Here with you,

I need a book

And tons of aspirin

Socially you must remember me

I seem to be the stranger

On whose knee you sat

This great love

The love I'm speaking of

I've got it up to here my dear

And that is that



A fine romance, my dear duchess

2 old fogies, who need crutches

True love should have the thrills

That a healthy crime has

We don't have half the thrills

The march of time has

A fine romance my good woman

My strong aged in the woods woman

You never give the orchids I send a glance,

No you like cactus plants

This is a fine romance

You've never mussed the crease

In my blue serge pants

I just don't stand a chance

This is a fine romance

MICHAEL FEINSTEIN

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